Nice videos of Mr Bean

Amazing Jesus
Elementary Dating

There's more once you get there!

Liverpool FC

My team! I really think that Liverpool's got it's best chance of winning the Premier League this year! I got to admit though that the last few draws against Birmingham, for example, were quite disappointing. Rafa's started his shuffling of the team series again; I'd really like to trust him, but even with a big squad you can't do that for every next match, it's a little like trial and error and Liverpool could perhaps have still been in #1 position.
Sure, there are a lot of matches to be played but a comfortable position at the top would be nice after all these years!
I hope the man knows what he's doing!

Note: ManU's defeat 2-0 in the league Cup is a little strange, don't you think?

fhm.com

I've discovered FHM a few weeks back and I thought of letting people know about it.
What I am refering to is the yearly TOP 100 most sexiest women on the planet! There are simply great pictures of very good quality. For those who really want to see beautiful pics without getting on the obscene side - thats it.
Well, this is a men's magazine but pictures are so great even if you're a girl, you might want to take a look and, Don't forget to give some feedback!

This year Jessica Alba won the first place. Sure! she's sexy, but I got to say that I prefer #2 Katherine MCPhee - I THINK SHE'S GREAT!

Anyway, in case you can't google properly, here it is:
http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=0&stn_id=0&p=51

paste it up!


Have your say below!

Forex

In the money making series...
I've heard about Forex - something about money change...
There are some guys saying that they make about $4000 dollars a day with forex etc... photos with 2 cars etc... ; so I was wondering if that could be true.
I mean, the forex system even proposes to refund your $49 - investment - if you don't get at least that in your first 8 weeks.
This is truly tempting... so if anyone's heard about this system, or better, have tried it, please give us some feedback.
Sick of scams!

Thx

Advice!

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

The hammer!

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

!

This guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner (at a buffet of course). They then go back to her apartment, sit down on the couch, and start smooching. Suddenly he leaves a big fart. Not wanting to embarrass him, his girlfriend says, "Fido, get out from under this sofa". They go back to their smooching, and a while later he leaves another loud fart. Once again she says louder, "Fido get out from under this sofa." As they get back into the throws of passion, yet again he blasts another fart, and his girlfriend says, " Fido get out from under this sofa - before he shits all over you."

Vacation!

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

In the dumb series...

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours!" "Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?" "Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."

In the dumb series...

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

Do the Math!

The mum is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.
How old is the child?
Where's the father?

Try first, before you check!


Solution:
The mum is 21 years older than the child.
M = C + 21
In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.
M + 6 = (C + 6) x 5
C + 21 + 6 = (C + 6) x 5
C + 27 = 5C + 30
-3 = 4C
C = -3/4
The child is -3/4 years old, it'll be born in 9 months.
Right now, the father is on top of the mother.

LOL!

The best mail!

I think the best mail service you can get is Yahoo!
Reasons are the unlimited storage capacity; the microsoft outlook express look letting you view your mail and inbox at the same time, hence making it quick and easy to view/read mails and decide if you really want to read them; the easy spam-marking option; the easy-access address book letting you add email addresses to your mails with a few clicks or just by typing the first letters of the address - among others!
Plus if all you are on msn or some other service provider right now, Yahoo allows you to transfer all your info etc very easily.

Married men! hehe!

Mat's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

Success!

A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive women, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man always eager to get ahead in life chooses to climb the ladder. The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher.

He again encounters a woman. This woman, however; is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, "come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or climb the ladder to success." The man can't believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder. He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for him. Suddenly an old overweight man walks up to him. "Are you God?" the man asks. "No, I'm Sess."

The blind man!

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

$10 is $10!

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.” Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10.” So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.

Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, “Martha, I’m 70 now, and I don’t know if I’ll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane.” Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation…

The pilot pipes up, “Excuse me folks, I couldn’t help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I’ll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I’ll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each.” Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.

The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, “Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn’t make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff.” Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, “Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!”

The new Chevy Camaro!

This car is simply superb - the fifth generation one:
rear wheel drive
400hp = 298kW
6.0L LS2 V8 with Active Fuel Management
T-56 six speed manual transmission
four wheel independent suspension system
...among others...
and an amazing look!

Smart Tips For Enticing EBay Sales Figures

Every seller on eBay wants to multiply his profits and attain the highest sales figures. When you have a dynamic platform like eBay, your products are viewed by millions of users worldwide. Ebay gives you an exposure like no other auction site does and you need to make the most out of this opportunity.

By John Thornhill

Every seller on eBay wants to multiply his profits and attain the highest sales figures. When you have a dynamic platform like eBay, your products are viewed by millions of users worldwide. Ebay gives you an exposure like no other auction site does and you need to make the most out of this opportunity.

As a regular seller on eBay, you are aware how important customer interest is for the success of your business and it’s therefore necessary to understand what clicks with your customers. Your listings must have that X factor to stand out from the crowd. I can suggest a few tips that I feel can help you carve your niche in the eBay business world and simultaneously achieve enticing sales figures.

To begin with, create a captivating title that can grab the attention of your buyers. Remember, the title is the first thing that a buyer sees and can be easily bored if its vague or insipid.

Add a high quality image to your product listings, as mere product descriptions can sometimes be misleading. Images are particularly required if you are selling items such as apparels, gift articles, or jewelry.

When it comes to writing product description, be as creative as possible. The description must be so good that a prospective buyer can virtually paint a picture in his mind about how the product is and how it can help him. Also add how your product can also be a perfect gift for someone you love and on what occasion you can gift it. For instance, a beautiful diamond studded bracelet would be perfect to delight your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day! And don’t forget to mention the shipping and handling fees involved to avoid misunderstandings at the time of payment.

Start your auction with a low minimum bid in order to make your deal a “hard to resist” one. After all, most bidders visit eBay in pursuit of exciting deals that only eBay can offer!!!

While auctions can be placed for a period of one to seven days on eBay, you have the option of stretching this limit to ten days against a small fee. Choosing a greater time frame for your auctions increases the chances of a greater number of prospective buyers viewing your products.

With eBay, you have access to worldwide buyers and the overseas market has a high profit potential. So be prepared to ship your merchandise across the world to accommodate international buyers as well. Worldwide shipments mean greater exposure, more buyers, a better deal and subsequently higher profits……

Well, now that you have understood what it takes to be a successful eBay seller, let me tell you one last thing that can make or break your reputation in the eBay market. It’s feedback! In order to get positive feedbacks from your customers, be sensitive to their needs, back up your sale with a good customer service, and of course give a positive rating to your buyers if possible.

John Thornhill is an eBay PowerSeller and trades on eBay under the username planetsms. He earns $1000s every week selling info products on eBay. If you want John to mentor you and show you how he is so successful visit http://www.mentorshipmonthly.com/

The 7 Most Important Subjects Never Taught In School

Life is actually very simple. The hard part is allowing it to be that way. This article briefly describes the 7 areas of our lives to which we should pay constant attention. Having ideals in these 7 areas and learning to move toward those ideals in a regular and balanced way can provide a powerful sense of meaning and purpose. This article is meant to help people see this more simply and clearly and to prod them in that direction.

By Kevin Michael Kiley

You can choose constant growth and development. You can choose ever-increasing peace and love and joy. However, if you do, it requires that you are also willing to be patient and to improve in a balanced way. Along the way you must be willing to face the fears and anxieties associated with the letting-go of negative habits. You must also be willing to allow the redefinition of less than ideal relationships.

In the midst of these changes, it is very helpful to have a simple system by which you can monitor your progress while diving into your improvement and idealism. Outlined below is a simplified look at the 7 different areas of life to which you should pay regular attention.

Life is actually very simple. The hard part is allowing it to be that way.

QUIET TIME 101

The most basic, essential ingredient in a happy and successful life is the habit of regular quiet time. Yet how many people have made the continued development of this habit a daily priority? People who put this time above the urgency of more mundane needs inevitably develop more peace and love and joy within. How important is the mastery of this subject to you?

EXERCISE 101

A habit of daily exercise supports physical well-being. Is your routine designed to nurture a body that is balanced, flexible, and strong? Is your routine designed to develop a body with outstanding cardiovascular endurance? Will you be able to enjoy your exercise routine in the later years of your life? Establish the habit of daily exercise because your body truly is your temple.

EATING 101

Eating habits often reflect the family in which we were raised. Did we learn to say grace? Were healthy meals and desserts prepared with lots of love? Or did we learn to gobble cookies in order to ease excessive anxiety? Why we eat, what we eat, and how we eat are intimately related to physical, material, and spiritual well-being.

VOCATION 101

Serve others in a way that is deeply fulfilling. Experiment until discovering work that suits your natural inclinations. From there, continuously develop to be the very best that you can be, and never stop growing in your field of choice. When we marry natural abilities with the discipline of intelligent effort, we do more than earn a living - we learn to practice work as a type of sacred play.

RECREATION 101

Spontaneity is a must! Isn’t it rejuvenating to wander in a new place or to engage in conversation with a new face? Isn’t it wonderful to allow ourselves to learn something new for no apparent reason? A game of catch can take us away from difficult problems and magically make way for surprise solutions. Have you learned how to make time for recreation in a balanced way?

RELATIONSHIPS 101

Relationships with others are a reflection of relationship with Self. Isn’t that an incredibly important subject to constantly explore? Learn to use the language of self-responsibility and make a study of your life. Develop superior communication skills and establish a truly interdependent personality. In relationships, each individual’s unique life journey comes alive.

SLEEP 101

Most people sleep 6-8 hours each day. That’s a lot of time dedicated to something most of us don’t think much about! Deep, regular, and restful sleep can be learned. For some it’s natural, but for others it requires practice. Either way, healthy sleeping habits are extremely beneficial and unhealthy ones can be a symptom of illness. What are your sleeping habits saying about you?

The importance of these life “subjects” must be acknowledged. They are foundational. Do you have an ultimate ideal in mind in each of these areas? Are you working toward those ideals in a balanced, consistent, and determined way? Doing so creates deep meaning and purpose that last a lifetime. What are you waiting for?!

This article was written by Kevin Michael Kiley. He is a Dartmouth College graduate, a successful entrepreneur, and a highly skilled life coach. Overcoming severe illness through a profound spiritual search, he is dedicated to helping others discover their own success. Learn how Kevin can also help you to move through obstacles and create constantly increasing success. http://www.kevinmichaelkiley.com

Money Making Opportunities

This article provides information for people interested in learning about how to make money online

By Matt Helphrey

Copyright (c) 2007 Matt Helphrey

Somebody once told me that money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately for me...I love money! In fact, I really don’t know anybody who doesn’t. Thankfully there is more than enough to go around. With a little hard work, (Let’s be honest. There’s no such thing as easy money.) we can be off and running. Diverting massive amounts of dollars into our bank accounts. The launch of the internet has opened the doors to a whole new world of marketing. Money making opportunities are vast and lucrative in the internet world. Anyone with a cheap laptop and internet connection can quickly turn their computer into an atm machine. So if you love money like I do, pay attention and read on. Learning to make money on the internet can be quite tedious and frustrating at first. With all of the money making opportunities out there, finding which one works best is like learning multiple languages and then finding out you only need one. It can be very overwhelming to those like me with very little patience and un pico knowledgo of computaros. (My Spanish is not too good either.)

A lot of people come into an internet business thinking that they can strike it rich with little or no work. As the band Survivor says, “There is no easy way out. There is no shortcut home.” That applies to making money on the internet too, not just to Rocky. Patience and persistence really pays off in the internet world. You have to view it just like it is, a real business. One that you will have to invest time and money in if you want to see any results. Before you begin you must do the research. Know what you are getting yourself into before making any decisions. Have a clear business plan and budget. I suggest you study the most successful people in the business and do as they do. Many people have recorded success online, and a lot of us are more than willing to help and answer questions.

Opportunities to Make Money

People surf the web to shop, entertain themselves, search for information, and for networking. Whatever product or medium you choose to offer, you are going to have to learn to target your market effectively. There are numerous ways to do this and to make money online and I will touch briefly on three of them. Affiliate programs, selling information, and surveys. Just know that some people make a very comfortable living by mastering just one method and others use a combination of several.

If you don’t have anything to sell online, no problem, their are plenty of affiliate sites that offer products for you to sell. The best part of these programs is that the majority of them are absolutely free. You do the work of getting their product information out there and they write you commission checks for selling their products! The key is to enroll yourself in more than one so your combined income will be substantial. You can also receive referall bonuses for getting people to join. If you don’t have a lot of money to start, affiliate programs are the way to go.

If you are very knowledgeable in a particular field, sell your knowledge! Start a website that offers information and write an e book. Millions of people search the web every day for information. It only makes sense to bank off of this opportunity. If your information is popular, companies may contact you to advertise on your space.

Earn cash by taking surveys online. You can join many survey companies for free and get paid cash and rewards for completing surveys. Sounds easy doesn’t it? That’s because it is!

There are so many more money making opportunities. More than I can list here. If you are sincere about making money online, my suggestion would be to try a combination of many. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket so to speak. The biggest mistake is to take no action at all. The best thing about starting an online business is that the start up costs are virtually nothing and the profits can make you quit your day job. Start now! Get out there and figure out what it is you are going to market. Don’t get overwhelmed with all the free information, use it to your advantage. If you believe you can do it, it will happen.

For more Money Making Opportunities: www.LiveLifeToTheFullest.biz

Firefox Speed Tweaks

Firefox can be made even faster!

Note: this seems to work for broadband connections, so, if you've got a slow connection, better abstain.

In the address bar, type “about:config” and press enter.

Double Click on the following (bold) and put in the corresponding, stated, values; when changing true to false or vice versa, just double click.

browser.tabs.showSingleWindowModePrefs – true
network.http.max-connections – 48
network.http.max-connections-per-server – 16
network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy – 8
network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server – 4
network.http.pipelining – true
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests – 100
network.http.proxy.pipelining – true
network.http.request.timeout – 300

Now, right click and add a new integer and name it:
nglayout.initialpaint.delay
Set its value to zero.

You're done! Pages should be noticeably loading faster.

The best download manager

Well, that's Flashget!
It even manages torrents! With flashget you can your maximum possible download rate, but beware: flashget downloads at maximum speed and hence uses all your connection, so if you are surfing you'd want to limit your flashget download rate - its very easy - and hence let your browser have some.
Flashget also allows you to explore sites and easily download a lot of stuffs, but here again your personal experience will teach you most of it; Flashget is very user-friendly and I doubt you will have problems using it.

The best web Browser ever!

Well, you probably know it's Mozilla Firefox and that it's been downloaded up to 4 million times up till now.

What's firefox?
It's a very customisable browser with lots of skins and add-ons like cooliris, for example - Lets you preview whole pages by opening a smaller temporary window on top of that which you are viewing - feels like some science-fiction series; you also got flashgot for batch downloads etc... and even stuff like Ook-video which lets you download most embedded videos - flash etc... .
All that is really nice, but the really best part of it is that its small in size and you know how that is convenient - though you'd say that it's becoming bigger with each update but browsing is also better!
Firefox also lets you open pages in tabs, that is, in one window - you can do that in internet explorer too but you got to install the Yahoo toolbar - browsing is so much better with tabs as you can easily and quickly jump from several pages!
Well that's not all of it but surely you want to have your personal experience so... what are you waiting for?